N.I.C.P.

Nicotine
Induced
Colon
Pressure

A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.

Dan: "Man that was a good breakfast, you wanna go have a smoke"

Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"

by Mr_gas_can July 7, 2011

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H.A.N.I.C.

Head Ass Not In Charge

I don't know why Luke always has to give me crap about my work. He isn't even my boss! He is such a H.A.N.I.C.

by Rovi July 31, 2012

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M.I.N.O.C.

Mother In Need Of Cock

M.I.N.O.C.
Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that need cock.

by CraigWalker July 29, 2006

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N.A.C

NEW ALLEN CLICK(N.A.C)OTHER KNOWN AS E.A(ETHAN ALLEN);OR U.M(UNITED MAFIA)STARTING IN THE LATE YEAR OF 2000 MAIN ALLY'S GODBODY,L.O.T(LODS OF TERROR)F.B(FLY BOYS),V.G(VICIOUS GANGSTA'S),AND R.N(REAL NIGGA'S);N.A.C(NEW ALLEN CLICK)GREW STRONGER'S AS THEIR NUMBER'S MULTIPLIED WEEK BY WEEK IN THE MAIN SOUTH DISTRICT;AS TIME WENT BY N.A.C HAD THEIR NUMBER'S IN AREA'S SUCH AS WELLINGTON ST,VERNON ST,PIEDMONT ST,PLEASANT ST,MAIN SOUTH AREA,AND LATER TO OVER RUSSELL ST, WHICH WAS THE MAIN HANGOUT FOR ALBO(ALBAYNIAN'S)CREW'S;MAIN ENEMIES WOULD BE KILBY,ALBO'S,F.B.G(FAMILY BLOOD GANG);ETHNICITY WAS MAINLY MADE UP OF LATINO'S,BUT LATER ADD OTHER RACE'S SUCH AS BLACK'S,AND ASIAN'S;ALL THOUGH N.A.C WAS A LAY LOW "CLICK",WHEN PROBLEM'S ESCALTED THEY HANDLED IT "QUICK"AND AT THE SAME TIME THEY GOT BACK TO THEIR "GRINDING";N.A.C'S LOGO CAN ALSO BE SEEN AROUND THE WORCESTER,MASS AREA, 007 THE NORTH CAROLINA SIGN,OR A EVIL SMILEY FACE(SEEN TAGGED OVER OTHER GANG LOGO'S);N.A.C IS IN WORCESTER MASS(THE SECOND LARGEST CITY)FOREVER...

N.A.C
WE RUN WOR-TOWN.....
M.O.E(MONEY,OVER,EVERYONE)

by MONKANT,D October 21, 2009

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