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white mystery

Cum, jizz, semen, etc. etc
I just ate a white air head and it reminded me of your white mystery
by Dean from Champaign April 14, 2007
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Mysterista

Dude, that mysterista is smokin! I've gotta get her name...
by Hjfreyer January 6, 2009
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Mystery Chum

A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.

Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.
Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"

Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"

Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"

Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"
by mysterchummaker September 6, 2009
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mystery googling

verb. to be mystery googling

to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.
so the other night i was mystery googling, and i actually met someone cool who likes the same bands as me!

mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number
by MKGggg December 23, 2009
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Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.
by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013
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Mystletainn

One of the best holy weapons from fire emblem: Genealogy of the holy war. Can be used only by people with major Hezul holy blood, with the only in-game characters being Eldigan and Ares. It gives +10 resistance and a whopping +20 skill, and has 30 might, along with the skill Critical. Apparently some Chunnibyou named Owain or something tried to find it later in time.
Wait, so Ares comes with Mystletainn?! Mwhahahaha! Criticals! Criticals everywhere!
by BirchTheTree January 17, 2017
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Mysterious Monkey

Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.
Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
by Work Head December 1, 2018
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