As Jose was ass fucking Laura, he thought “thank god I have my balls as mud flaps. Otherwise that shit would have been everywhere.”
by Kelita554 February 08, 2023
A female that has a extremely large vigina lips that hang . Looks like mud flaps these females can probably fly when they are naked and the wind blows out a fan is on they're vigina lips start flapping & clapping
by Our adventures December 20, 2020
by Noremak072 August 01, 2021
When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 10, 2019
Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
by Azketta August 14, 2022
Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish
Example:
MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.