Self-Mutilation

The only pain in which someone can control, bull, it is a way of self-pity, you feel sorry for yourself so you cut yourself.

Guy 1: What's on your arm?

Guy 2: Happy scars!

Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?

Guy 2: Yeah!

Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.

Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.

Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.

Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.

Guy 1: AHHHH!

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

modulation

Another term for robotic masturbation.

I am going to go in that room, and engage in a session of modulation

by Slau December 13, 2007

Motivational speaker

Code word for strippers.

We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.

by ThizzKid650 September 3, 2022

Motivational speaker

They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...

Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."

Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."

Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"

Motivational Speaker ".................."

Hym "It isn't hard."

Motivational speaker "....."

Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

Motivation

Irrelevant. And you don't care. YOU don't want me to benefit from this and other people have EXPLICITLY STATED that they don't want me to benefit from this (3 people specifically. Tyrone, Internet Tyrone, and Fat Neckbeard. None of them refute the fact that I've done the things I've said I've done but they all relish the fact that I am not being allowed to use it to elevate myself above them socially and economically) so MY motivation is whatever you need it to be to justify preventing me from benefiting from this. I think whatever you think I think and I feel whatever emotion you project on to me. Thus is the solipsistic nature of man.

Hym "Let's talk about YOUR motivation. I'm sure it's 100% altruistic. You're the lords prophet who doesn't believe in God (in an ontological sense) and seriously tried to frame 'belief in God' as this sort of affront to God like "Who could even dare to say that they believe in something so profound and magnificent!?' LITERALLY 99% percent of the planet. That's who. Basically everyone but you. And then you round up your sycophants to sit there and blow smoke up God's ass with statements like 'Well maybe God is too magnificent, too good for mortal eyes to behold' in an attempt to overcompensate for your inability to reconcile with your analytical mind's inability to believe. So what is YOUR actual motivation for participating in this facade? Spite? To teach me a lesson that I will never learn? Punishment? Revenge? You sure as hell aren't doing me any favors over there. Better yet, what would my motivation have to ACTUALLY BE from me to get credit for my contribution? If my motivation is relevant AT ALL, what is the acceptable motivation that gets me the things I want? Nothing. Nothing would satisfy you. And because nothing would satisfy you, my motivation is irrelevant. You do not care about my motivation."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2023

motivation libation

Simply, a caffeinated drink that helps you get through the day without peeling your eyelids off. It could be coffee, tea, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, hell... even Red Bull.

Also the preferred drink of overwhelmed IT managers, often accompanied by many cigarettes before 9am local time.

"I'm not feeling it today, I need a motivation libation to make it through my 10am meeting in one piece."

by top_kek December 28, 2016

motibation

Using masturbation as motivation to finish boring tasks.

I used motibation to finish my essay

by FuhrerPingas June 21, 2016