mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004

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mosquithoe

a fly ass breazy, thats down to suck dat dick.

i feel my dick getting sucked, it must be those mosquithoes.

by cody fuckass January 2, 2008

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Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010

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Masquerasian

Noun. Derivative of fasian. A term to describe an individual, who at a first glance appears to be Asian, but upon closer inspection turns out to be of another ethnicity, usually Caucasian.

Have you seen that hot Asian guy?

He's no Asian, he's just a Masquerasian!

by Queen of Rice September 2, 2013

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