petit morte

The term "petit morte" (little death in French) refers to the post orgasmic feeling of weakness and lowered state of consciousness.

Janet experienced un petit morte during a particulary passionate meeting with her lover.

by southernmimi April 21, 2022

Mort

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.

A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.

by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020

Mort

A Jewish baby

Your such a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

Mort

A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.

Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.

Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.

by somuchbettertahnyou June 13, 2017

Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

mort._vr

Mort VR is a tiktoker who just recently made up his account, he doesn't really post that much, but when he does, it's kinda funny. You should definitely give him a follow

Look, it's mort._vr I should follow him

by Mort._vr April 16, 2022

Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023