Morgantown, PA

Founded back in the mid 18th century as a trading post with only a hotel, bar and other basic amenities, this small town has grown little in the intervening centuries. If you grew up here, you will forever have to explain that you are not from West Virginia, thanks to this shithole not having any claim to fame, nevemind being less than a tenth the size of its West Virginian cousin. With a population of less than 1,000 and no less than four churches, you can make some guesses about the culture. If you're not Amish, Mennonite or Redneck, you're a random tourist, or you came down from Reading to go to BB's. It's slightly better than some Pennsylvania mining towns, but you can thank the Amish for that, if you can manage to speak to them in a thick enough accent.

I'm from Morgantown, PA, that place that's between _______ and _______.

by telektoret July 13, 2016

Morgan Hendrix

The belief that Morgan Freeman is in actual fact the late and great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.

"I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Morgan toke

When someone who claims to be a stoner or smoker smokes but doesn't actually inhale properly only pulling it into their mouth and not their lungs. They will insist that they do properly inhale but they do not.

Person 1: I saw this asian guy at the train station today and he morgan toked an entire cigarette not properly inhaling one toke!

Person 2: What a fucking waste. To be fair it might have been sterling rolling tobacco and that shits vile.

by Ch1ngch0ngp1ngp0ng September 12, 2019

Moranne

Being a Moranne means being even better than a very good girlfriend.
People might have an idea of what a perfect girlfriend is, but their vision is flawed, it can never be as good as a Moranne.
Fan of Starwars, Lord of the rings or World of Warcraft, you name it, a Moranne has to be a little geek or it's not a real Moranne.
A Moranne is funny, sweet, generous and beautiful and will take a huge amount of her time bullying you, allowing you to become a better version of yourself.

Only weakness, a Moranne have seen every movies that exists.

You're a good girlfriend but you're not as good as a Moranne.

by UnknownWeirdMonkey November 24, 2021

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

The Morgan Freeman Effect

When you see a phrase related to a movie or TV show in text and you immediately hear the actors voice in your head as you read it.

Examples: "Hasta la Vista baby." "Say hello to my little friend." "Here's Johnny!" "Sickness must be purged."
The reason this is referred to as "The Morgan Freeman effect" is because Morgans voice is so distinct and ingrained in peoples memories that it is notoriously and extremely easy to recall when seeing his picture or reading a quote by him.

That phrase has The Morgan Freeman Effect.

by Mooglyshigglesbottoms June 30, 2017

hew moran

(short for thats debatable but its copyrighted by halo ce who is a character in the hcu hew cinematic universe)

Use it like this: Person 1 Arby's is the best place to eat at and the best character in halo Person 2: Thats hew moran.

by Arby4life also discord4life June 9, 2021