Have your bed facing a door opening while a girl is giving you a blow job. Then when your buddy opens the door with out her knowing to take a picture you give her moose antlers right before the picture is taken.
by DriveBySpanking September 5, 2006
Originated by GI's in Japan. Moose is GI slang for the Japanese word Musumei which means girl. Some Japanese girls use it as slang for theri vagina.
Properly spelled Musu
My wife is Japanese this usage goes back 60 years
Properly spelled Musu
My wife is Japanese this usage goes back 60 years
by Otiose January 30, 2008
by Sam Nicholas Elliott June 1, 2006
One of the coolest (and strangest) animals ever. I also dont know what the plural is! Meese?! Mooses?! Moosi?!
by Teabagsyum November 9, 2006
moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.
by imoose November 29, 2010
you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 27, 2011
Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!
by Sakotheking December 1, 2013