Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

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monitor hugger

An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.

"Hey, I just got legally married to my GeForce RTX 3070!" "Dudebro, you're SUCH a monitor hugger."

by stomachbrougham February 1, 2021

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Summit my monitor

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.

*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.

by NobleShyGuy June 27, 2019

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lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 4, 2020

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Hall Monitor

The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.

Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER

by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023

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