minstrelcore

White "rappers" who vulture aspects of black culture, but market their music towards Greek Life types who think the Trump presidency is "not a big deal, bruh" (i.e. Post Malone)

"Kendrick's too political, man. I just want to 'celebrate' and listen to some minstrelcore."

by ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ February 11, 2018

Silicon Mistress

A personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. It serves as a source of companionship and interaction. This can include anything the computer or Internet has to offer, including games, chatting, porn, etc.

Mike loved his new Silicon Mistress. It was the best laptop he'd ever owned.

by NCGeekyPants February 28, 2011

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Wardrobe Mistress

1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.

2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

by camino_abdullah July 5, 2011

MistieeMineX/Mistells

A Banana or in some cases a Derponaught. Plays minecraft and the main maker of the map called The Institution.
Sapling
Crazie

Person1:Hey have you heard of MistieeMinex/Mistells?
Person2:Yeah. Why?
Person1:Uh-Hu, Shes a banana now!
Person2:Oh epic!

by MistieeMineX October 25, 2011

silvas_mistress

The greatest moot ever. She funny and kind and deserves more love

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021

four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019