Thirsty Milkman

A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.

After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.

by On the Buses February 2, 2018

hubby milkman

This is a really important phrase to describe a beautiful, smexy, wonderful boy from a foreign country. this name can be used as an adjective, as whoever it describes is just the most amazing person you will ever meet and you will always want in your life. a hubby milkman will always be there for you through thick and thin. he will waste up all his mobile data calling you all day just because you're lonely asf. a person that you can call hubby milkman is somebody that you are completely in love with and you will never want to let go of. once you're in his arms, you will never let go because of how wonderful his company is. his smile is super contagious and will brighten up your day and his personality is so sweet and caring. never let go of a hubby milkman because you will never find anybody like him again. keep him forever and make sure that you treat him with the respect he deserves or an angry Kayleigh will hunt you down and murder you in your sleep.

girl: "I've found myself a hubby milkman, I adore him to bits"

by kayls22 May 18, 2019

The Milkman’s Curdle

The foul “cheese” found on and in between male genitalia.

When she ask for my special sauce, I said “Fuck that” and gave her some of the Milkman’s Curdle.

by SIRMINER6 May 27, 2022

ceo_of_milkmans

im not reheating pizza with fucking water

ceo_of_milkmans isnt getting that pizza

by havanabelle June 22, 2021

Milkman

Milkman - A popular S.East Dallas "Pleasant Grove" rapper. Milkman or The Milkman was raised in the hoods of P.G and Oak Cliff. The Milkman made over $500,000 in cash from selling drugs in the ghettos of Dallas. The Milkman spent 5yrs in prison after getting caught with 10 kilos of cocaine in its car. He was released 5yrs later and joined the rap game.

...Moving 20 kilos in da snow white vette.
All da way from Memphis to the north of Lafayette.
Snow Bird, Snow Cones, Snow White, Snow Seal.
15 thousand dollars hommie if u wanna make this deal.
Cocaine dreams, coke head snoops
Get the snow candy servin lines up by da scoop.
Cocaine dreams, coke head snoops
Get the snow candy servin lines up by da scoop

From "Cocaine Dreams" by: Cracker Jack n The Milkman.

by mmoef10 October 21, 2010

One eyed milkman

Slang for:
cock, penis, knob, donald trump, dick, meat, snake, sausage, etc.

Rick: Did you see Paul last night?

Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!

Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.

by I catch dinosaurs September 28, 2011

Milkman

A pimp that fucks every hottie that he can..a tough mother fucker that loves to get wasted and get with girls all the time...Ditches their cousins for other friends and/or beer and drugs...hits dogs from behind aslong as some other guys....likes to try to squirt their sperm right into the girls eye and hair..gets with moms or dads if he has the chance and loves to rap little kids for COOKIE CRISP

"O great here comes Milkman everyone run"

"Shit didnt milkman tap her last night too"

"Dont talk shit the milkman is coming"

"Man that pimp is such a MILKMAN"

"SHIT HIDE THE LITTLE BOY MILKMAN IS COMIN"

by Pimp nigga bitch July 16, 2008