when you tie a girl's legs together and put her bottom half in a green sleeping bag, then fuck her in a kiddie pool
Danny d had a wicked bad mermaid fetish, until he found out about cartoon porn and now just whacks off to Ariel
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Meerman, i think i need a new vagina, you just used all the milage and tred, i am now a slick, air hanger where no sausage can touch the sides... i comend you.
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"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
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Female church member: Women should have equal rights in the church.
Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!
Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.
Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!
Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.
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