Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021

Merc

Simply means a mentally retarded person.

Hey Sean, that guy walking over there looks like such a merc.

by Mr. Rick$ July 22, 2022

merc

the guy every Discord server calls the best staff they’ve ever had; reliable, fair, and always there when things go down

Thank god merc was online, the server would’ve exploded without him

by quantumercs October 16, 2025

Merc

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times

Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day

by 4zzzzz September 11, 2022

Merc

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

by NotUcas April 12, 2023

Merced

A crappy town full of inbred ignorant hicks delaying their inevitable end to their crappy unaccomplished lives.

Holy shit you live in Merced??

by MILFHUNTER6968 September 12, 2025

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007