Mercedes

Mercedes is a all around good person . Pretty in the face, with a fat ass that makes the world go round . She never starts shit, but will end it automatic . You don't wanna fuck with a Mercedes, even though most boys do . She's that insane friend who would do just about anything dangerous, but she has your back through hell and back . She knows how to have a good time , and is usually the life of the party .

yo man Mercedes was gonna drive us off a cliff . That chick is fucking crazy

by # killah December 26, 2016

Mercado

Word comes from Spain. Very popular last name for people of a latin descent. Translated in english means "Market." Can be very annoying to have last name since many people know what Mercado means and like to tell you what it means.

Person 1: "Hey your last name is Mercado."
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Do you know what your last name means?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "It means Market." (Laughing)
Person 2 then stabs person 1 in the eye laughing saying I already told you I knew. You stupid fuck.

by LaLa Peeps August 11, 2008

Mercenaritis

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis

by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010

Magic Marcello Switch

The small buttons on IT station controls that allow switching from laptop to desktop as a source for the video projector

-The image is not coming up
-You have to press the Magic Marcello Switch

by Marcelload April 18, 2007

mecretary

A mecretary is a male secretary.

"Their front office has a mecretary."

by D-Business November 30, 2006

Marcel

Someone dead inside with no emotion. A good friend but hates everything.

You:marcel looks depressed
Marcel:I will kill you

by ________manny________ April 21, 2018

St. Marcellinus

A catholic secondary school located in the heart of Mississauga. The school reinforces catholic values every morning through prayer, although most of people aren't catholic or don't give a flying fuck. The cafeteria food is lacking, and made by European F.O.B's. The demographics include Black & Asian.... oh and the odd white person. The school is still awesome, because nobody wants to go to Mississauga Secondary School.

"Billy goes to St. Marcellinus, I heard it was a pretty rad school"

by PsycoClam February 1, 2013