Shyster Meister

A Shyster Meister is a master of fraudulent business activities. The term creates contrast as Meister generally has a positive meaning whereas Shyster has a negative connotation. There is also contrast in the origin of the words.

HIs friend may be cunning but he is beyond that: a real Shyster Meister.

by Healer1 January 23, 2023

Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021

Schnoogle Meister

The undercover name for the group/person who exposes people.

Did you hear who max likes ? Schnoogle Meister exposed him.

by lilianna22231 February 7, 2022

skep meister

addict_ed is a skep meister anti do not be fooled by this being

OMG SKEP MEISTER RUN THEY LOVE SKEPPY

by addict_ed November 16, 2021

The Jelly Meister

A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister

“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister”

by VoidsHere_ November 3, 2023

The Luda Meister

You know Ludacris, he one of Atlanta’s most popular rappers, was in the song Yeah! By usher and played Tej in Fast and Furious… Yah that’s him.

The Luda meister got ‘me feeling so randy 😩

by Donnie777 May 7, 2022

Finkle Meister

The finkle meister is the title given to someone in the game of finkleton that is the most recent one to finkle someone. Giving away the finkleton curse results in the previous finkleton being in an immunity state called the finkle meister and is commonly thought of as the safest position to be in the game.

I finkled that homeless man so hard last night, now I’m the finkle meister.

by Son of Shad April 16, 2025