Marathon Method

In Computer Science, a Marathon Method is a method or function that does everything and the kitchen sink. Noobs can't break a decompose a problem so they end up creating methods that do everything in very procedural manner.

I have to refactor this code, these marathon methods are killing me they do everything and you can't re-use anything.

by kodeAssassin December 3, 2013

Stretch Method

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐝
An overused method used by 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬. They claim its Superior to every other method but in reality its trash.

Newgen: resizes bypass to 1000 x 300
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Roblox: accepts

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The decal: Stretched and blurry
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newgen: PRO BYPASS SO GOOD

Newgen look at my stretch method, its so good

by Stiizzy Cat January 17, 2022

Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

by Mars Rover4 October 20, 2004

The Method

While masturbating, press with two fingers on your taint right before you orgasm. This makes your orgasm feel 40x better. Warning, may cause erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method it feels great.

Jacob: Ok I will.
*The next day*
Jacob: I was hospitalized with erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method.
People aware of what happened to Jacob: No that’s a terrible idea you should kill yourself.

by Coleolikesmen February 14, 2023

pull out method

when the man pulls out his dick from the vagina right before ejaculation in order to avoid a potential pregnancy.

Bob: Baby, I'm not wearing a condom. I'm about to bust. What should I do?

Jane: Use the pull out method, fool!

by smokeylarue September 12, 2006

Meteorology

A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.

"I'm going to school for meteorology"

"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"

"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"

"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"

by Noaa February 5, 2009

Mushroom Method

1. A public relations strategy frequently used by government agencies, corporations and law enforcement officials. It means "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

The goal is to delay any public disclosure of information as long as possible by releasing half-truths, distortions and useless information to the media.

Origin of the Metaphor: Farmers use manure, millet and recycled wood chips to grow mushrooms in dark, steamy rooms. Hence, "feed them manure and keep them in the dark."

Detective: "That reporter from the News-Tribune keeps calling me about our runaway child case. What should I do?"

Police Chief: "Try the Mushroom Method. He'll lose interest after a few days and move on to something else. I've seen it work a million times."

by Peter Kobs July 19, 2010