Maynard

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.

Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."

by Shpoon May 3, 2009

Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010

A John Mayar

Making a joke which is about as good as one of John Mayars hits...eg; crap.

Sam cracked A John Mayar to David and friends.Nobody Laughed.

by Matts B November 26, 2006

myaare

A random word used when nothing else comes in to your mind. Also possibly a word of the globally renound chav vocabulary.

Darren:"What are you doing tonight"
You:"Myaare"

A female chav: "I hate that Sharon, shes a proper myaare"

by Ashley January 28, 2005

Mayar

Mayar is used to describe the moon light in Arabic. Also in the religion Muslim known as Islam it is one of Gods name.Mayar is a name only 2% of the whole entire world has!

The Mayar around the moon is so gorgeous!

by Omar Ali hallaih October 16, 2021

Maynard Family

A family from Yonkers New York. A big ass family who is well known

"Yo, don't mess wit, them, they maynards."

by ill' skillz December 15, 2004

Sexy Maynard

A girl who suck penis that smells like cabbage (the penis, not the girl)

Sexy Maynard: Oh james
James: Oh maynard
James: Suck it baby
Maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) Whats that funky smell?
James: Dunno, smells like cabbage. Shut up and keep sucking

by jimsywimsy October 10, 2005