A goof. Normally making jokes that aren't funny, he's usually laughing like donkey. Retarded most of the time, flirts with girls to no success.
Me: Matt, did you seriously just use that pick-up line?
Matt: Yeah! -Yuk yuk-
Me: Wow, you're so retarded...
Matt: Yeah! -Yuk yuk-
Me: Wow, you're so retarded...
by TheAwesomestNinja March 08, 2012
by donewiththebeef April 27, 2015
by Dubiks February 23, 2019
Thinks he knows everything. Sure, maybe he's studying to be an engineer, but it doesn't make up for the fact that he is a total fucking tool bag. Often resembles an uglier version of Bob Sagat but is somehow convinced he is gods gift to woman. Even his friends think he is an ass hole. Acts like a huge dick, yet his actual penis resembles a shriveled raisin. If you meet someone named Matt, it is your civil duty to kick him square in the balls. He is the asshole of society.
by Fo' Shizz December 03, 2012
by brayden yo December 11, 2007
Matt goes to six flags a lot.
He usually wears two tshirts. one is usually camoflauge.
he owns a maroon jeep.
he steals phones.
and you may see him throw a subway sandwich off of a roller coaster.
and matt is really thirsty.
He usually wears two tshirts. one is usually camoflauge.
he owns a maroon jeep.
he steals phones.
and you may see him throw a subway sandwich off of a roller coaster.
and matt is really thirsty.
Matt is a loser
by wastebasket007 August 02, 2012