Matt

One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"

Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.

by Dunkin Pwnutz August 2, 2008

Matt

A goof. Normally making jokes that aren't funny, he's usually laughing like donkey. Retarded most of the time, flirts with girls to no success.

Me: Matt, did you seriously just use that pick-up line?

Matt: Yeah! -Yuk yuk-

Me: Wow, you're so retarded...

by TheAwesomestNinja June 17, 2012

Matt

Immature and/or insensitive person

" wow he needs to grow up he's such a matt"

by donewiththebeef April 27, 2015

Matt

The strongest person in wii sports. He is the champion in pretty much every sport.

I just got my ass kicked by Matt in wii sports. Again

by Dubiks February 22, 2019

Matt

Thinks he knows everything. Sure, maybe he's studying to be an engineer, but it doesn't make up for the fact that he is a total fucking tool bag. Often resembles an uglier version of Bob Sagat but is somehow convinced he is gods gift to woman. Even his friends think he is an ass hole. Acts like a huge dick, yet his actual penis resembles a shriveled raisin. If you meet someone named Matt, it is your civil duty to kick him square in the balls. He is the asshole of society.

person1: Who's that total douche bag?

person 2: Oh, that's Matt. He's a fucking ass hole.

by Fo' Shizz December 6, 2012

matt

recieving a blowjob from one of the guys' moms

hey dude go get a matt

by brayden yo January 5, 2008

Matt

Matt goes to six flags a lot.
He usually wears two tshirts. one is usually camoflauge.

he owns a maroon jeep.

he steals phones.

and you may see him throw a subway sandwich off of a roller coaster.

and matt is really thirsty.

Matt is a loser

by wastebasket007 August 2, 2012