Matteo

A hispanic boy who's mother thought she was giving him a hispanic name when she named him, not an Italian name.
"Matteo is an Italian name - Mateo is the Spanish version. We should have named him Mateo."
by Soleless_Sprinter03 June 07, 2025
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matteo

that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me
Yo Matteo, you wanna watch the new Marvel Movie????
by prongles October 20, 2022
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Matteo

Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....

He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.

if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.

Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by November 21, 2021
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matteo

Matteo is someone who’s really handsome tall and 6’5 with curly hair and a long dick (1 foot 3 inches) hes amazing gorgues handsome amazing gets all the hoes
Bro i saw a matteo last night.

I wish i was a matteo
by Matteo is so fine April 29, 2024
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Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.
"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."
by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019
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matteo aim

if someone has bad aim in a video game, named after the german streamer Matteo Ritschipandi
oh that was so bad, today I really have matteo aim
by LittleZombie February 02, 2025
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
We love Amani + Matteo!
by Curlymatteo December 30, 2023
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