Cum Mat

A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.

We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.

My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.

Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.

Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.

by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017

Whore mat

Same as a tramp stamp

I wiped my dick on her whore mat when i was done.

by Bob the boy August 2, 2006

Smash Mat

A snatch that has been pounded so many times that has become worn and tough as leather.

You shoulda seen the smash mat on that one girl, no way I was the only one there today!

by Hannibal4242 June 22, 2009

frat-mat

Girl who will sleep with any guy wearing greek letters. She has had so much frat boy on top of her she becomes a mattress...literally. Short for frat-mattress

Oh shit Scott, that biatch in that corner is a hardcore frat-mat. I bet doin the grown-up with her is like fucking an old catchers mitt.

by Donnie Vomit January 3, 2006

mat fag

A mat fag is a homosexual amateur wrestler. Most mat fags only wrestle because of the sexual pleasure they derive from participating in the sport. Many mat fags will showboat their opponents (Esp. teammates) with extremely gay antics/taunts similar to those of the WWE's Rico.

That Franklin heavyweight is such a mat fag. He had a boner the entire match and he engaged in pelvic thrust taunts on his opponent throughout the whole thing.

by B.O.S.S. February 27, 2006

Mat Night

1. n. West Island Montreal-- The night before Halloween when pranksters roam the streets, TP trees and egg houses. The name remains, but pranks have been down in recent years. Origin unknown.

I went out on Mat Night and egged that bastard Jean-Francois's gas guzzling SUV real good!

by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005