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mathew davis

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.
Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet
by Jacobdidthis February 8, 2018
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Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis
Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"
by Skepi March 9, 2010
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Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!
by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011
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Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!
by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011
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mathew herron

Mathew Herron is the scenario where you have your penis stuck one inch in your mom and your dads stuck one inch in your butt, and you are stuck with the decision of pushing forward or backwards to get out of the situation
"that dude just got Mathew Herroned, damned if he does, damned if he doesn't"
by Asahn Romahdi June 3, 2017
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The Mathew Effect

The effect of winning one game until someone that gives bad lucks makes you go on a losing spree.
Guy 1: Why you losing all your games?
Guy 2: My boy gave me the Mathew effect.
by ArcticHunt3r April 13, 2017
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Mathew Perrying

The act of crossing your arms behind your back while adressing a person or group. Often performed with uptight posture and facial expressions.
"That guest speaker was Mathew Perrying the whole time!"

"I don't know what to do with my arms so I stick to Mathew Perrying it."
by KirkRaves May 9, 2014
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