Mathew Martinez

MATHEW MARTINEZ is the sweetest guy and most HANDSOME guy you can ever encounter in your life. He has a huge heart and always know how to be a great boyfriend! THE BEST BOYFRIEND! He is always open to listen, advise, and be there through hell and back. Mathew Martinez is a DEFINITE ride or die! He has an amazing smile, gves the best hugs and kisses and most important, his personality is worth 1058640583049871247868470 times more all the money in the world! He does amazing lovies and is the best at taking care of you! HE fullfills all of the characteristics of being THE BEST PART of his partners life. If any girl besides his partner, tries to flirt or get close, she wll most DEFINITELY be long gone! He is cuffed and is waiting to spend his life next to her FOREVER! If you have a MATHEW MARTINEZ, do NOT let him go, if oy encounter one, YOU ARE LUCKY! MATHEW MARTINEZ IS THE BEST PART! ❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️

Ex: "MATHEW MARTINEZ IS THE BEST!"
Ex: "That guy, MATHEW MARTINEZ has the most PERFECT smile ever!!"
Ex: "She is the luckiest girl in the world, to have MATHEW MARTINEZ as a boyfriend."

by usFoRSliDE October 9, 2020

mathew davis

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.

Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet

by Jacobdidthis February 8, 2018

Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!

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by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011

Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!

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by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011

Mathew Perrying

The act of crossing your arms behind your back while adressing a person or group. Often performed with uptight posture and facial expressions.

"That guest speaker was Mathew Perrying the whole time!"

"I don't know what to do with my arms so I stick to Mathew Perrying it."

by KirkRaves May 9, 2014

The Mathew Effect

The effect of winning one game until someone that gives bad lucks makes you go on a losing spree.

Guy 1: Why you losing all your games?
Guy 2: My boy gave me the Mathew effect.

by ArcticHunt3r April 13, 2017

mathew herron

Mathew Herron is the scenario where you have your penis stuck one inch in your mom and your dads stuck one inch in your butt, and you are stuck with the decision of pushing forward or backwards to get out of the situation

"that dude just got Mathew Herroned, damned if he does, damned if he doesn't"

by Asahn Romahdi June 3, 2017