"the act of solving mathematical equations while stoned as fuck - interstingly making the whole process of solving quicker and more efficient"
Coming home from a party at 3 in the morning. Stoned. Drunk. Realizing you have a very important assignment due the next day. Sitting at the table staring at the sheet of paper. At first only seeing weird symbols. Suddenly everything comes into place and you start doing your math at supernatural speed. Afterwards dropping on the floor. Blackout. Wake up in the morning from hangover. Swag. Methematics.
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Few illegal activities give the mathematical graffiti artist more thrill when working in a pressurized environment, compared to taking part in an annual pressure-free graffiti carnival approved by the authorities.
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Even artists who are allergic to school math could demonstrate their numerical, geometric, or formulaic creativity through mathematical pointillism.
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My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.
by Terrig December 14, 2007
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