maroon5

the gayest/crappiest band that it got rejected from queer eye for being too gay also damo angi loves them so he sucks balls

"holy shit that song sucks
"yeh dat was maroon5
"they nearly suck as bad as your grandnanny.

by george tony October 30, 2004

Maroons

The pinnacle of being a absolute scumbag

Did you see that guy punch a kid
Yeah that’s Cameron Munster he plays for the maroons

by Lord beau June 5, 2019

Barbass Maroon

The name of an imaginary pirate

Avast, Barbass Maroon approaches!

by Stalyanx03 June 2, 2010

maroon

1. A default moron.

1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

maroon

Southernism for moron, especially when it is shouted form a car....

Ya'll is a FUCKING MAROON!

by Bitchieygurl13 July 10, 2004

Maroon 5

A rock band that adds a "poppy" "swingish" feel to their music. And its got some funk to it. The band is popular for their music, not looks because the whole band is ugly. But they can really play some good music.

Wow I went to a maroon 5 concert and it was tight.

by Myra Mains August 16, 2004

maroon

The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.

The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.

Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?

by OndaLash July 19, 2011