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Super Mario Drunk

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.
Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.
by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009
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mario day

a gamer holiday that is celebrated on march 10th because of the way it appears when it is written as MAR.10, MAR,10 MAR/10... etc.
I beat every mario game I own in celebration of mario day!
by francis suarez December 15, 2008
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mafia dentistry

when someone is in the mafia and instead of breaking their kneecaps or smashing their face in, they just bash their teeth in and pull some of the teeth out for a nice mixture of pain and suffering and justice and gmag :)
"hey you wanna start shit with camerons cousins today?"
"no way dude they just graduated summa cum laude from the academy of mafia dentistry"
by super soprano fan 101 December 31, 2008
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Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM)

DBM is an elite group comprised mainly of border town Police, originated in San Luis Arizona. The original two founding fathers were SLPD officers who were tasked with bringing down the big brown machine and stnading up for truth, justice, and the American way. DBM has grown and is currently moving across the state of Arizona. The moniker Diablo Blanco was bestowed upon two white Police Officers in San Luis buy local brown scum. DBM was once known briefely as BTP (Border Town Placas). DBM is in no way a white supremist group, nor do they hold the same beliefs and values as a racist group. They hate all non law enforcers the same.
If its brown and north bound Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM) will take 'em down.
by Bubba Cop October 6, 2008
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mafia dame

The wife, husband, little brother, sister, girlfriend, boyfreind, ect, or anyone who is in a protected role by either the leader or someone high up in the Mafia.

Very few people attempt to go anywhere near or do any harm to said person because if they do the mafia will most likely tear them to shreds.

Yes it does apply to both genders.

Example: "Hey i really want get with that blonde in AP math".
"Dude are you an IDIOT! here brother runs the gang, she's a total Mafia Dame".
-"Hey i really want get with that blonde in AP math" "Dude are you an IDIOT! here brother runs the gang, she's a total Mafia Dame"
by NAtwins July 10, 2014
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mafia drowning

Securing a weight to ones foot (i.e. cement shoes) and tossing them into a body of water
Did you hear about George? I heard he pissed off the wrong people and got an old school mafia drowning
by What the ass November 5, 2017
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Mario Dick

A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.
Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!
by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020
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