Marco

a really dumb guy he has absolutely no idea what's going on half of the time likes anime partially a weeb all of his friend treat him like trash ho doesn't take it seriously though cant get a girl for life and is really short and is usually either Mexican or Italian and try's to be funny and uses humor as a defense mechanism for his sadness

"ugh its Marco"
"why does Marco try so hard to be funny"

by mr.marco October 20, 2020

Marco

Marco is a small angry elf who, do to the lack of room in his small body, releases all his built up anger through swears and screams. Marco often raises his eyebrows and doesn’t like to be wrong, and also has an obsession with biting and licking his lips at unsuspecting girls. Beware of Marco, he’s very unreliable and unpredictable.

Alex: “Bruv, have you seen Marco lately?”

Mia: “Yes, bruv, I have. He scares me. I think he has lice.”

Alex: :0

Mia: :0

by BeefyBruvvas January 14, 2020

Marcos

A sad sad person who only sheds a single tear

After he was alone he shed a single Marcos tear

by Marcos420justdoit January 17, 2017

Marcos

The extended americanized version of Marco because Marcos is not a beaner; a name.

Marcos never jumped out of the Rio Grande.

by Marcos Nuno August 23, 2006

marco

He sucks, lol

A guy named Marco sucks.

by Intelligent Noob September 18, 2019

Marco

A faggot that does not allow the playing of his minecraft server. Marco's intentions are to ruin your gameplay experience. In other words; he is a pretentious douchebag.

Wow, what a marco.

by Bomber152 September 25, 2011

Marcos

(noun) Robber, thief
(verb) Rob, stole
"Marcos" , from Ferdinand Marcos, the Philippine dictator known for the greatest robbery in government, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.

He marcosed 50 bucks from his mom's wallet.
She's transparent, without a whiff of corruption , she's not a Marcos.

by Ac_corps January 2, 2022