A time period in which a woman refuses to date or have a relationship with a man because she is fed up with them. It usually follows a bad breakup.
Jill told me she is on a three month mancleanse after her breakup with Ted. mistercleanse, done with men, sick of men, men drive me crazy, lesbian not by choice
by joecoolthefool March 28, 2015
Get the Mancleanse mug.ok i live in manalapan. it is filled with kids who are emo one day and ghetto the next. you can get some of the finest weed in school bathrooms , and walk around the halls and see kids dealing drugs right in the open. Boys soccer is the biggest in manalapan 2nd in state. dont use your "athletic ability" to try and get popular. by wearing a varisty jacket and leggings doesnt make you cooler. and neither does wearing an oversized shirt with leggings and uggs. you look rediculous put some pants on! the only place where you can drive 10minutes to get to the freehold mall and spend all your parents money without caring. and if your not at the mall on friday nights then your not cool? bullshit! go to the freehold mall on friday night, you will be able to find the whole population of manalapan there.
her; hey its friday night what do you want to do?
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
by mhs -2010 February 4, 2007
Get the manalapan mug.Titty-fucking a girl backwards so your ass is lined up with her mouth, then blowing a fart off in her mouth. A particularly dirty individual might be able to leave a brown ring, or 'flower' around the girl's mouth.
From afar, it appeared as though the woman had grown a mustache and goatee, but it was soon apparent she was the recipient of a vicious Brazilian Manflower.
by Morbid Bolton January 11, 2010
Get the Brazilian Manflower mug.Manalapan is a semi wealthy town in central jersey where seniors in high school drive beamers, benz, or mustangs. You have girls that wear too tight of clothing, and too much bronzer on their face. You have guys who try to be cool and talk back to teachers and get themselves suspended. Everyone goes to a party at least 2 times a week and it always winds up getting caught by the cops/ and or posted on facebook. If you don't drink your not cool. If you don't smoke weed, your bascially not having fun that weekend. Going to clubs in 8th grade on teen night has become a popular thing to do. Nobody is guido anymore, just likes to dress nice and show off their cars that their parents LEASED for them. There is one girl who claims she the queen, and all the underclassmen actually bow down to her. Shes nothing special. It's also a town were "Legit" and "True" are just sentence endings or answers. If you don't have a blackberry, your not cool. The mall is for 6th graders and their group of friends that smoke outside the food court cause they think their cool like that. It takes about 15 mintues to out of the parking lot at school because their is only one entrance and exit to the school. Seaside and Wildwood are the destinations for after prom, if your not there, then your missing everything. Basically its a town full of spoiled brats, some wealthy, some not. everyone just tries to fit in with the "norm" of manalapan people.
"Yeah basically everyone from Manalapan will be a Pure tongiht"
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
by Ignore Us February 23, 2011
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poser guido jewish kid: yo dont i look like a cool guido right off the streets of brooklyn. im the coolest kid in manalapan.
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
Normanl kid: no u dont u look like u walked out of temple and the rabbi gave u a hair cut.
rich wife: honey the light bulb is out again
rich husband: ok i will get juan to fix it
by i am better than u!!! January 8, 2008
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