mangs

A hideous miscalculation in which a man cuts his over-long hair into distinct "bangs" and "the rest of my bad hair" sections. Sometimes paired with a mullet. Formed from the classical contraction of "man" and "another word," as in manpris, or manorexia.

Bret Michaels has some sick mangs.

by Jilly Gagnon March 3, 2008

MANG

1. ceiling fan 2. a bitch with a punched in face and mouldy vagina 3. man

1. ya shooting the breeze like some sort of mang? crank the mang like it aint no thang 2. can you believe he tapped that 80 year old mang bitch. after im done she'll be mangd' the fuck out. 3. hey mang shut that mang bitch up and turn off that mang shit, its wasting my electricity.

by MANG83 January 10, 2009

mang

(rhymes with gang): To handle something coarsely or roughly with unclean hands until it becomes so damaged or soiled that no reasonable person would want to use or even touch it again

Sam brought his bong over last night for some hits, but those two soap-fearing hippies from next door showed up and started manging it, so he just let them keep it.

by sj-roc September 14, 2005

mang

To be annoyed or fustrated with someone/ at something.

Or when someone is in an immature/petty mood, stress or strop.

I am in SUCH a MANG with him!!!

by coolio-dudios April 11, 2011

mang

past tense of "ming".

"That chick you pulled last night fucking mang mate."

by grief March 15, 2004

mang

A close friend.
A man.
A person with whom you are conversing.
A Cool Person.
A person with whom you would Stiz5

Dylan: Hey mang.
Hayden: Beer me mang.
Dylan: No problem mang.
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Hayden: You crashed my car mang.
Dylan: I know i'll pay for it.
Hayden: When?
Dylan: When my eyebrow grows back mang.

by Stiz5 Master December 14, 2008

Manges

Somebody who has a odour of horlicks, oveltine, or another light malt refreshment

he smells like a manges

by CJ Paddy Davies November 15, 2007