Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

Swolly Mammoth

A man with a very voluptuous penis, swollen groin.

"Does anyone know Bill in Duluth, Mn?"..."Swolly Mammoth?"..."Yeah, I know him"

by Gagless Gaby August 1, 2025

Fluffy Mammoth

A vagina

Cracking Fluffy mammoth

by rawrrawrrawr1 November 14, 2011

Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

Mammoth Lakes

Party all night and ride all day. "The Locals" live the high life, quite literally everybody who lives here gets stoned and hikes the most beautiful mountains in the world. This place is paradise besides all of the crazy people who take refuge in a town where they won't get killed for being so stupid.

Mammoth Lakes or Bust

by TheRealHiker April 6, 2017

Mammoth

So when the dinosaurs dun got goofed and became birds, the mammals went in. They evolved and evolved and then. Mammoth. So, a Mammoth lived in the Ice Age where the Earth got frostbite again.It was basically this elephant with long brown hair. It was herbivorous and liked to live in herds. And thats basically it. Not much to it, but it was a pretty cool animal persay. Oh yea, sabretooths and them wolfs killed them.

Mammoth. IM GETTING TIRED OF WRITING SENTENCES

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011