MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.

My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.

by cardigan_e October 2, 2023

Lil mam

When you want to snatch someone just say it 💕

Lil mam dont give anything bout u

by Skinny 💅🏼 July 10, 2019

mam

mam

omg mam j is here.

by lookoko June 6, 2021

joe mam

joe mama but bad yargggg hahaaa hoahaoahao
Guanaagahaga gorg barb

hey you
what
joe mamas
oh yeah ?
joe mam

by cracklingballspop91 August 5, 2022

ya mam

a place to store cum

oooOOHOHHHH SH IT dudeEE stop tickling my BUNGHOLE im gonna splooge in ya mam

by amasteas July 5, 2019

Dei mam

A person who fuck with your dad

Hey i saw you dad and dei mam

by Hansipeter August 11, 2020

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

by mamthegreat February 17, 2019