Mabed

To be owned, beaten, scored on, or defeated with no mercy. Usually occurs slowly at first, and then all at once. Most victims don't even know they've been hit until its too late. Side effects include losing your career, reputation, success with women, and general level of confidence.

"I want you to remember the one man who Mabed you" - The Dark Knight

by Billimaire March 1, 2017

Pussy mace

The fluid released during orgasm by a squirting female.

Also known as muff mace

Russ: Dude, why are your eyes so red?
Scott: Last night, I was eating Donna's starfish salad and finger banging her honey pot and when she came, she squirted pussy mace in my eyes. I think she gave me pink eye!

by JoMar March 24, 2013

toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner

dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator

by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010

Macadamiun

A true meaning of the word pymp. He has a stable of str8 money makers and trick breakers. PYMP. Pymp Your Main Pussy.

He understands the phrase cop and blow. If you got to believe in something why not believe in a Mac. You see that Nut with that killer stable of go gettahz? Now thats a Macadamiun

by Macadamiun DaNutt May 6, 2008

macdick

Someone who is completely obsessed with their Mac. They go on about it all the time and get it out at every opportunity. They love to prove its better than PC's. They are generally very annoying.

Your a macdick
Macdick!
Put it away macdick

by mid89uk May 4, 2009

Macelroy

noun. a person who resembles and acts like a socially retarded dnacing sprite.
verb. being suddenly forced to bare unwilling witness to unacceptable interpretive dance in a household space or in ones personal space.

noun: As Dirk came out of his room, he was bewildered by a Macelroy performing the splits between two walls.
verb: While enjoying the comfort of home in the company of friends, Jarek Manquggo and Umgay Lipo were unabashedly Macelroy'd by means of a spinning pirouette by THE Macelroy.

by Gorm A. Sobsi November 20, 2007

Old MacDonald

When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!

Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there

Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald

by BenHorny December 26, 2010