Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
by Mattyice22 December 06, 2013
A margarita mustache is when you drink a margarita in the sun,and your uppler lip starts to sweat. When your pores are open and the sugar from the margarita gets in, its causes your uppler lip to break out therefor causing a Margarita Mustache.
1. Brian is hot but he always has a Margarita Mustache.
2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.
2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.
by dindy February 19, 2009
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022
The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.
Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
by Dickless Santorum March 14, 2012
a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.
by sexypanda man January 30, 2010
by Dirty Chad March 23, 2010
A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair
by grasslike February 23, 2013