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German mustache

The 1938 man of the year has a nice German mustache
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 22, 2022
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Chocolate Mustache

Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !
Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.
by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013
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margarita mustache

A margarita mustache is when you drink a margarita in the sun,and your uppler lip starts to sweat. When your pores are open and the sugar from the margarita gets in, its causes your uppler lip to break out therefor causing a Margarita Mustache.
1. Brian is hot but he always has a Margarita Mustache.

2. Man, i really need to get some proactive, I'm starting to get a margarita Mustashe.
by dindy February 18, 2009
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Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.
Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012
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Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012
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Zebra mustache

The act of crapping on your someones lip and then cumming on it in a striped fashion.
" I got bored last night so i gave my roommate a Zebra Mustache
by Dirty Chad March 22, 2010
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piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀
by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022
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