Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.

The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"

by General Howard January 11, 2009

moses staff

another word for penis

ol girl can get the moses staff. im going to part that ass like moses part the red sea.

by mofotofu March 1, 2009

moses staff

when a guy gets his best male friend HARD.

dude you just gave me a moses staff...............!!!

by noahfina June 16, 2009

moses titties

A bad boob job where there is a defined separation between each breast. They are so far apart Moses separated them like the Red Sea.

That chick is hot, but she has Moses titties.

So?

by Iwasright August 13, 2017

Moses Effect

(Also see "Moses" and "Parting the Red Sea") The Moses Effect is when usually a single man dances in the middle of the dance floor. Slowly he begins to find that the space between him and everyone else increases until he is the only one on the dance floor or one of the few left, but all on his own. What can also happen is along with the spacing, all the girls that are booty-dancing with their guys they turn their guys toward that "Moses" in order to stay clear from "Moses". Besides using men as emotional tampons, this is one of the other worst things girls can do to single guys.

Setting: Club or any modern popular dancing venue.
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...

by aleams March 16, 2009

Moses Brown

A corrupt institution that is dishonest, like it's students whom have fake friendships, take drugs, pills, weed, and drink alcohol. They need good grades, and kiss their parents asses to get out on the weekends. Most attendees are narcissistic and feel much more entitled than they are. Still, with all these problems, on the surface, we, and our lives, are all one word: perfect.

Moses Brown hosts students like this: a bitchy insecure teenage girl who walks around like she owns all of her one-hundred classmates. She talks shit like its her job, and is fake friends to everyone, but is too ignorant to even get how clueless, bitchy and negative she truly is. She lives in her own "reality"...and after highschool, she'll amount to nothing.

by princetongirl99 April 7, 2009

moses cuh

A large man who plays basketball under the legend Chris Smoove. Moses is also known as a man who packs a lot of heat down under whilst bullying NBA bigs such as Anthony Davis in the post.

Person 1: "god dammit man why are you playing as Moses Cuh on NBA 2K
Person 2: "idk but Moses Cuh is a smoove move
Person 1: "Damn look at that cheese"

by SVelos November 24, 2021