Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing
Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.
by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023
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geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!
by loncapa January 31, 2024
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Mort in cada

To be dead in the tub = To be dead drunk, in Romanian.
Last night Andrei was dead in the tub.

Aseara butu Andrei era mort in cada.
by Costescu M⛤ria May 23, 2024
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Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day
by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022
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Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 11, 2017
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Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives
oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing
by Lord Pilaf December 29, 2021
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mort

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!
by mortlover18 January 06, 2022
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