i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life

Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020

MLIA

MLIA - My Life Is Average
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA

Today, I was walking along when I noticed a sign that said " DANGER! KEEP OFF GRASS". I walked on the grass. The Danger was not present. MLIA

I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.

by brehbrehbrehbhre] June 6, 2009

MLAfap

Praising AI (Academic Integrity) policy to a point where it seems the teacher faps to it.

Every time we turn in an important paper, our Lit teacher MLAfaps to our missing citations.

by SupaCold_Ice September 24, 2018

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by Master - Of - Boredom June 16, 2020

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by LORDDOOKY May 21, 2012

MLN

MLN is the other extreme (complete opposite) of MLG which you probably know is major league gaming.
Best example of MLN is how dad’s are portrayed in mobile game ads

MLN games: iF yOU CAN pRess forWArd yOu haVe 69420 IQ
*99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people will fail*

Human 1: Where u from
Human 2: MLN
Human 1: Wut is dat
Human 2: Major League Noobing

by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 9, 2021

mlin

Pronounced "em-lin". Often confused with Chinese mythology but actually of American origin, an mlin is a creature best known for stealing other's clothes and trying to pass them off as his own. Able to teleport over great distances when near water, mlins are unpredictable and very dangerous near bay areas.

Jill: Have you seen my jacket?
Chris: No. Are you sure it wasn't taken my an mlin?

by rhinooooooo January 23, 2013