Ming Bing Ching 

Extremely racist term for person of asian descent

you are such a ming bing ching man

Ming Bing Ching by Nibsy December 28, 2005

Ming Ming Dard 

Ming Ming Dard “I don’t care chink” used as an effective method of shutdown. Traditionally used on Jakes And Jacobs.

Plural: Fuck up

Jake “oh no I have been left behind”

Rowan “Ming Ming dard”

Jake 🙁😡😭

Ming Ming Dard by MingMingMarrel August 6, 2020

ming mong ping pong 

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.

"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong

ming mong ping pong by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009

Ming Mong 

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:

<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong

Ming Mong by Ringocarr May 9, 2009

Ming Ming 

An Asian (especially foreign born Chinese) trophy wife typically married to a rich non asian guy.

That nerd married a hot Ming Ming after he took his tech company public and made millions.

Ming Ming by Mplad August 24, 2006

Ming Chow 

a word to describe an unattractive asian female.

That lady is seriously ming chow, im talking MING CHOW.

Ming Chow by Lad x1 March 28, 2010

ming chow 

Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"

'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.

"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"

ming chow by bibischka February 15, 2018