by JONTX April 05, 2010
Bobby Ray's daddy asked the little league umpire if he had ever seen a Mississippi Firefly ? Before he could answer Bobby Sr. had flipped a cigarette at the old timer and assaulted him.
by BrantSmashedberger November 13, 2015
Elegant delicasy of a well delivered turd rolled in breadcrumbs. Commonly served with a salad sprinkled with assorted pubes.
by Idonteatbread February 09, 2019
When you and your male lover 69 during a blizzard. The goal is to keep your partners dick from getting snow on it.
Ryan: I was at the hospital.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
Mike: Why?
Ryan: I got frostbite on my dick while attempting the mississippi snowblower.
by Mikemikemikemike1117 April 22, 2016
"Damn girl! That was a Mississippi firecracker!"
by Challbaby82 June 25, 2016
by heycrippy34 December 05, 2013
When the fecal matter begins to surface from the anus, the man uses his penis to forcefully reinsert the matter into the anus.
I gave her the mississippi mudpipe last night.
by Mr. Mudpipe July 31, 2009