Merle

An overly large penis.

Guy: Hey girl, you ready to do it? *whip's it out*

Girl: WOW, Now that's a Merle

by sumyung April 18, 2010

Cold Merle

The act of taking ones bowel movement and freezing it, then once frozen using it as a masterbatory aid.

Cold Merle is not limited to solid movements. A loose stool can be put into a condom then with the end being tied off, can then be frozen and also used for ones personal pleasure tool.

Other names include, stool tool, shit stick, poo sickle.

Janet loves a cold Merle on a hot summers day.

by MurphBerg December 31, 2009

merlynn

Kind, amazing, tall, awesome, super honest, model like, trustworthy, lovable, gorgeous, pulls of any look, and can make your day with her stupidity. A totally legit and awesome gamer who can own you. Also a piece of shit and super cute.

Merlynn is magical.

by Waifu Senpai January 4, 2015

Merleize

To bust a full load into a pussy.(1) aka Cum inside a girl without pulling out with no protection.

I merleized her last night dude.

I couldnt find a condom so I just merleized

by Merleizor December 18, 2009

Merlyn

She’s the type of girl who will start dancing in the rain for no reason.She loves the moon and the sun and the idea of their almost impossible love. She loves the stars because of their simply beauty and she loves the sunset because it bring her joy

Merlyn loves the stars

by anonymous November 21, 2021

merlotional

mer·lo·tion·al

adjective

1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.

"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"

by Merlotional Marissa October 6, 2012

Merlaina

The only person who doesn't make a definition for her name because definitions are for chumps and she's too freaking awesome for a definition.

Ugh,she is so Merlaina...I wish I was as cool as her

by KoalaWalla January 17, 2015