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mended

it is given to memes that are dead
wow this meme is so mended
by memdead.com/m/m/m August 30, 2020
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Shawn Mendes

Synonim with sugar
Me: hy do you like Shawn Mendes?
Person: who's sean mendez?
Me: you man have a really bitter life...
by Phoebe Jhonson June 6, 2017
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Shawn Mendes

A homosexual man who is deep in the closet and dying to come out.
Me: you do you Shawn mendes

Friend: yea

Me: your gay we can’t be friends no more.
by #1hater101 October 28, 2023
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mend a bone

To facilitate the docking of two penis' as a third party, assuming direct manual control.
"I can't come over and bake cookies after school, because I'm helping Raul and Giorgio mend a bone"
by captainbohemia August 21, 2019
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shawn mendes

the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)
omg its a golden retrievier it must be shawn mendes
by holly_is_a_mirror May 2, 2024
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Shawn Mendes

a guy who can't release another album
by zebra?! September 8, 2020
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MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
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