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A small, shriveled penis; also smells like apple juice.
Girl 1: So how was the sex last night?
Girl 2: It was horrible. He had a real Marco. I still smell like apples!
Marco by fire367 December 10, 2011
A retard who gets blowjobs from his sister. He also has been know for being the best keeping his cheating a secret. He has been idolised by everyone who has ever succeeded at cheering on their partner.
"Hey dude, I can't believe I pulled of a Marco!!"
Marco by XxRick_SanchezxX October 12, 2017
will lead you on but when it comes time to send he's dysfunctional.
Is Marco going to send it with her?
No, he has sendile dysfuction
Marco by marcoswhipped December 8, 2018
A big fat nibba that likes tacos, and never misses breakfast, or lets down a bag of doritos. He loves playing football,because of his big body ass. He's sweet to girls and tough with the homies.
Look, here comes the big one, Marco!
Marco by Gradthegreat April 29, 2019
Annoying. Bet bad and dosent listen to anyone. Keeps trouble around and not a person to stay around. Puts on nice face but dosent act as if.
Marco got me in huge trouble.
Marco by Malyzja October 3, 2019
A name a squeaker on Xbox fucks up at saying
Squeaker:hey macro can you fuck off
Marco:owagh
Marco by Owaghhhhhhhhh November 4, 2019