B.A.M.F.

Ok this is to clear up the wrongly used definition that Samuel Jackson had BAMF on his wallet in Pulp Fiction. It actually only said Bad Mother Fucker...which is way fucking cooler than bad ass mother fucker. Sticking the ass in there is about as gay as the word illustrates.
Proper use of this phrase would go a little more like this...

-Oh dood you're a B.A.M.F...

-Shut the fuck up bitch (bitch slap the idiot who said bamf). I'm a bad mother fucker and you don't know shit.

by Hunter Black June 6, 2007

C.G.M.F

an acronym for the term Cum Guzzling Monkey Fucker. a term used to describe one who enjoys the act of gargling semen from various primate species from around the world. this may or may not include the act of indulging in sexual intercourse with sed primates

Micah: i heard Hannah has been gargling something other than mouthwash lately, what a C.G.M.F!

Kyle: I used to think she was really pretty, until i heard she's been plowed by a couple different primates. typical C.G.M.F behavior

Micah: AMEN!

by Arctic Snowfall May 30, 2011

B.A.M.F.

Bad Ass Mother Fucker. First heard after listening to the greatest comedian of today, Dane Cook, on his C.D., "Retaliation."

I felt like a total BAMF today after I punched that jackass in the face.

by Trey Parker August 28, 2005

B.A.M.F

A Bad Ass Mother Fucker, Made Popular By Dane Cook.

Once I Get That Car, I'm gonna Be A Total B.a.m.f!

by Amy Seesaw November 6, 2007

G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

Acronym for god-damn mother fuckin' son of a bitch.

Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.

by Russian Love April 30, 2005

M/F/V/D

shorthand for "Male/Female/Veteran/Disabled"

Job opportunity for M/F/V/D

by FKN_Ray January 9, 2009

H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007