Luther Burger

A burger made of;
-1 pound of beef
-5 strips of bacon
-Cheese
-Grilled Onions
-Instead of regular burger buns, Krispy Cream donuts.

Some people believe that one Luther burger can give you a heart attack.

Guy: Damn, I'm sure am hungry. I'll order a Luther burger.
*later*
Waitress: Heres your burger sir. *puts the plate down and walks away*
Guy: Thank you very much. *looks at the Luther Burger*
Guy: Looks really good. *takes a bite, chokes, coughs, and falls over*

by NOOOOOOo February 1, 2008

The lottery

A short story written by Shirley Jackson. A good but freaky plot. Was made into a very stupid movie

Hey did you read The lottery ?
Yeah, could you believe that girl got stoned.

by whatastory April 2, 2009

orange lutheran high school

Orange Lutheran High School , usually abbreviated as olu is a private high school where you can either find the nicest people, fakest people, rich kiddos, or biggest thots. Typically supports sports more than any other subject and anyone associated with cheer or football are the higher class, popular kids. Half of the kids aren’t even Christian

kid : i go to orange lutheran high school
other kid: you must be one rich mf

by toby maguire’s butt November 16, 2018

Ghetto lottery

A game played by lawbreakers wherein a large cash sum may be awarded after winning or, more commonly, settling a lawsuit against the city due to supposedly unjustifiable police action. Sums are awarded either to 'victims' or their grossly dysfunctional relatives, and typically spent frivolously within a short space of time on unnecessary goods.

How to enter:
1) Do not behave like a civilized human being

2) Do not co-operate with law enforcement under any circumstances
3) To the greatest extent possible, provoke the police into detaining or arresting
3) Resist detainment/arrest; claim it to be unlawful
4) Sustain fatal or serious injury (relatives of the deceased shall enter the lottery)
5) When contacted by toxic 'civil rights' lawyers, agree to everything
6) Tell the media that you "didn't do nothing" (or that your relative was "a good kid")

Please note: Entry into the ghetto lottery is possible only in cities with corrupt and extremely liberal district attorneys, judges, etc.

- Quantavius Williams, 21, was shot and killed by police after reaching into his waistband while fleeing on foot following a dangerous high-speed vehicle pursuit. The City of Atlanta awarded his relatives $500,000 after settling a wrong death lawsuit.

- Markeesha Jones, 49, was detained after she refused to identify herself to police during a burglary investigation. Jones' attorneys claim that her civil rights were violated because the police had no reasonable suspicion to question her. The City of San Fransisco was ordered to award $8.5m to Markeesha and her daughter, Mo'nique.

- Connor Blackwell, 31, was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident and disorderly conduct, but was pronounced deceased after suffering a heart attack while in custody. Toxicology reports state that Smith, a felon with extensive criminal history, had acute levels of cocaine in his system. Bodycam footage also shows Smith resisting arrest for more than eight minutes before finally being handcuffed. Police and paramedics on scene were facing charges of negligent homicide, but they were dropped. The family's legal representatives say they want justice, and the City of Columbus is now facing a $5m wrongful death lawsuit.

Contrary to popular belief, the ghetto lottery can be won by any individual regardless of race or ethnicity. As long as you have contempt for law and order, your ticket can be secured.

by zadkovich March 9, 2023

double letter syndrome

On myspace (mostly) or networking sites, or generally the internet, teens often have what is called "double letter syndrome", this is when they spell every word with a double, triple, or more letters than necessary. Can, often times be extremely confusing and just plain annoying.

Britney: "i liiikee him && thee otther guyy too butttt someetimess hee caaan be a totall playyerr"

Anne: "ohhh i totallyy agree huunneeyy, he iss very hott."

this is an example of double letter syndrome.

by GJAY. September 28, 2009

latter

The latter commonly used in English Literature , when used in a sentence means, the 2nd of the two words.

I could either go and read a book or fap. The latter sounds more appealing.

by FiendishFish August 5, 2007

lottery wings

When ones bingo wings get huge, they get upgraded to lottery wings

She was soooo ugly, her ass was like a bouncey castle, she was so fat that she didn't have bingo wings but lottery wings

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015