by Camisg4y February 25, 2022
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by QuacksO May 16, 2022
Get the lugsury mug.A Lukus is a very very beautiful creature. Lukus has a fat ass. Lukus has a mom. and dad. A Lukus is very nice. He is so gay that you forget other gay people exist. He loves Gurroop. Lukus is also very unique with his weird thumbs and long fingerrrsss. He also is a very very very very sexy santa. heheh. Lukus also loves slamming his wiener in a car door. HE LOVES ITTTT. Lukus is also very cute. like a baby.
Bystander: “STOP SLAMMING YOUR WIENER IN A CAR DOOR, YOU’RE BEING A LUKUS”
Perv: “but i love it”😏😏😫😫🫦🫦
Perv: “but i love it”😏😏😫😫🫦🫦
by Lukus’ Wiener December 23, 2022
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Girl: Is Switzerland the richest country?
Guy: No, it’s Luxembourg.
*girl googles Lugsenvur and finds no results*
Girl: I can’t find a Lugsenvur
Guy: you ding Dong it’s Luxembourg
*sends screenshot to explain*
Girl: Is Switzerland the richest country?
Guy: No, it’s Luxembourg.
*girl googles Lugsenvur and finds no results*
Girl: I can’t find a Lugsenvur
Guy: you ding Dong it’s Luxembourg
*sends screenshot to explain*
by An Soggy Pickle April 13, 2023
Get the Lugsenvur mug.a man whore who leaves u on delivered while hes active and has a snap score of almost a million and wants to link and then u to give him head. he is a manipulating hoe and is known for love bombing girls n only wants head. he also lives also 7 hours away from you which means u cant properly date. he said his dic is 6.7 inches long and is very horny most times
Alexa: Im gonna link Lucus
Kassidy : NO, DONT HES A MANUPULATING HOE AND WILL RAPE U.
Alexa : but hes so fine
Kassidy : ur gonna die.
Kassidy : NO, DONT HES A MANUPULATING HOE AND WILL RAPE U.
Alexa : but hes so fine
Kassidy : ur gonna die.
by un1010101010101 April 17, 2023
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