the Loaf

In modern times, a word describing one with the ultimate Powah. See Badass or The Shit

Omfg I wish I was as cool as the Loaf.
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Wtf why can't I be the Loaf.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Loaf

Dick (used with term candy,boot, sock)

That loaf was in my sock, my boot.... oh, go, that candy was great

by Bishmilla July 12, 2004

Cum Loaf

When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one

I made this cum loaf for you, my love.

by Jin Lou March 29, 2019

The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.

All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017

Trophy Loaf

When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.

"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."

by presspress August 29, 2011

Loaf Man

A fat man at work who leaves a monsterous turd that requires the plunger to flush that resembles a loaf of bread

Me:Damn fat loaf man dropped a duece that looks like a babys arm

John: nah fool that a loaf of wonder bread! Wheres the peanut butter sucka?

by ChinNutz September 23, 2009

mutt loaf

Dog poop usually on a lawn.

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.

by King Yamayama May 27, 2019