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Loafing

The act of buying a fresh loaf bread and leaving it in a public rest room known to have an active gay community. After 24 hours, the loaf is collected and sexual gratification is obtained from smelling and eating the scent infused bread.
Richard needs to go back out to the rest stop on route 4, he is trying out loafing.
by Brumbyschef February 9, 2017
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loaf

A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.
My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.
by fashullet April 30, 2005
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the Loaf

In modern times, a word describing one with the ultimate Powah. See Badass or The Shit
Omfg I wish I was as cool as the Loaf.
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Wtf why can't I be the Loaf.
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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Cum Loaf

When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one
by Jin Lou March 29, 2019
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The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.
All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings
by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017
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Trophy Loaf

When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.
"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."
by presspress August 29, 2011
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Loaf Man

A fat man at work who leaves a monsterous turd that requires the plunger to flush that resembles a loaf of bread
Me:Damn fat loaf man dropped a duece that looks like a babys arm

John: nah fool that a loaf of wonder bread! Wheres the peanut butter sucka?
by ChinNutz September 23, 2009
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