Lisa

ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D

Lisa stopped me from killing myself today. :3

by JesusChristItsTommy January 1, 2010

Lisa

A really talented, smart girl who is the biggest perfectionist ever. She's always doing crafty things, and strives to be the best person she can be. She is the best friend you'll have, and she's great in bed.

Example 1.
Aidan: "What's that?"
Christina: "That's the blanket my friend made me."
Aidan: "Lisa?"
Christina: "Yeah, she's the best friend ever!"

Example 2.
Marcus: "I had the best sex last night!"
Stacey: "You totally slept with Lisa"

by teeheeimfunny August 24, 2011

Lisa

A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.

I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.

by Maddawg May 22, 2017

Lisa

A lisa is usually a gorgeous blonde bombshell (other hair colours are accepted though) with beautiful hair and eyes. The beauty of a Lisa can easily be compared to that of a vampire (the twilight saga sort) so dont be surprised if they start sparkling in the sunlight. Lisa's also seem to attract the male gender.

Oh lisa its almost as if your sparkling!

by master of the galaxy May 1, 2011

Lisa

An 22 Year Old Woman In The Popular Girl Group BLACKPINK.

Lisa is my bias!

by yeontae August 31, 2019

Lisa

Angry scottish woman with a fringe

That Lisa......proper angry scottish woman with a fringe

by SCopeland February 7, 2019

Lisa

An absolutely amazing girl, beautiful beyond compare with a nickname she totally hates. The greatest taste in music and and a wonderful body, a presence so intoxicating it kills me. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in capactiy to love unconditionally. She is perfect and I love her ridiculiously.

"Damn."
"Yeah brah, thats Lisa"

by drdog March 20, 2012