Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
by Crunchyness October 3, 2007
Get the lidgasm mug.ligatt - to stretch the truth to unimaginable lengths in order to compensate for an extremely small male appendage.
To ligatt is to make up something so far fetched that when examined, it unravels. For example, "I drove my car to the moon today"
by H31nz June 23, 2010
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When a footballer seems young, promising and to bring you trophies in few years, but you failed to realize he's closer to his 30s than 20s, acts like a child on instagram and doesn't contribute to his club
A: He is gonna be massive few years from now.
B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??
B: few years from now he's about to retire, can't you see he's a Lingard??
by kataklyst September 20, 2019
Get the Lingard mug.Lina is the greatest person who ever lived. She is a nice and beautiful human. Linas are the best friends you can ever imagine but if you want to get into a relationship with Lina you have to fight for her like a lion because they are courted af. You can be lucky if you are a friend of a Lina. And also they have great asses.
Person 1: "Oh Lina, you are such a nice person. You can have every guy."
Person 2 (Lina): "Thank you so much for that but I have you and I love only you because you fought for me!"
Person 1: "I love you too Sweetie."
Person 2 (Lina): "Thank you so much for that but I have you and I love only you because you fought for me!"
Person 1: "I love you too Sweetie."
by DerLorom174 January 1, 2018
Get the Lina mug.The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.
"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"
"Wow, need a Starbucks?"
"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
by Jill A. February 9, 2008
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The awesomest friend that you will ever have ,
this friend is not that tall , but still the awesomest ,
and this friend probably have a friend named tawtaw
this friend is not that tall , but still the awesomest ,
and this friend probably have a friend named tawtaw
by Tuttu August 23, 2011
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