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Lingafelt 

Word used to describe a girl who has the whole package; looks, personality, brains, and athletisism. Excels in many activities and is often refered to as "smokin' hot" by younger men or "stunningly gorgeous" by older ones. Basically, the kind of girl you would wanna take home to mom before you get her in the back-seat of a car. Windows up. You know the rest.
I dunno about you guys, but my girl is a Lingafelt. She's got everything and then some. My mamma is proud!
Lingafelt by Nate December 19, 2004
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Linginfelter

A term defining one who jacks off to pictures of hairy men in speedos.
Stop looking at me, you linginfelter!
Linginfelter by bob335 June 11, 2011

lingenfelter 

The name John Lingenfelter has become a legend in the world of performance engineering.
The ambitions and aspirations of many engineers and enthusiasts, the world over, were represented almost casually in his daily life and actions. For over 28 years, Lingenfelter has been synonymous with world class performance, taking great cars and trucks and reinventing them with legendary precision.

This legendary record of precision engineering continues, as the Lingenfelter design team continues to target design excellence in engine packages and parts.
The Lingenfelter legend remains with us in every detail, and is reflected in our vehicles with refined power, speed and control.

Lingenfelter Performance Engineering
or LPE offers packages for C4, C5 & C6 Corvette. Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet SSR, Pontiac GTO, Chevrolet Camaro, Impala SS, Pontiac Firebird, Cadillac Escalade, GMC Denali, Sierra & H2 Hummer & Dodge Viper. Lingenfelter twin turbo packages range from 550 horsepower to over 1,000 horsepower and supercharger packages starting at 475 horsepower.
Oh shit!
Look at that Lingenfelter Corvette!
It has a LS7 7.0L V8 with 1280Hp!
0-60 in 1.7 seconds!
Yea rite!?

Wanna bet?

Fucking rite

3..2..1..

=DONE!=
Dam, he was rite!

Lingerfelt 

Lingerfelt (n.) - The sensation you still feel later after someone creepy touches you.
Tim: "What's wrong Amanda, you look sick?"
Amanda:"Jace is so gross, he touched my neck when he walked by earlier, and now I've got a case of the lingerfelts."
Lingerfelt by Judd G. Heirity December 30, 2013

Lingenfelter 

A German word hailing from the action of doing Cocaine.
Bob did a big ol' Lingenfelter.

Lingeltick 

When you want to leave a place but this person won’t stop talking so you punch them directly in the mouth and then runaway with their wallet. (Usually an old woman)
Lady if you won’t shut up I give you the lingeltick
Lingeltick by anonymous September 19, 2022

Lingerfelt 

A true official badass with a huge dick better watch your girl around him cause you might loose her dont ever get on their bad side you might wined up missing
You must be a Lingerfelt
Lingerfelt by The real one13345 January 12, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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