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lightning spear 

When two guys are participating in anal coitus; and the pitcher tazers the catcher while yelling "lightning spear!"
"Lightning spear!"

"Ugh, I wish Terry and Jerry would get a quieter hobby"

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.
*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"
lightning rooster by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

lightning in my feet 

AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".
Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.
lightning in my feet by Rocky dog January 1, 2020

Lightning Juice 

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip
Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

Lightning McQueen Fast 

Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.
Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.

Lightning Fingers 

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart
Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend