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leaky anus syndrome

Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.
Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!
by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011
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leaky lil goat

N- A leaky lil Goat is formed by placing your cock and balls between your legs(ie: Fruitbasket)bending over and urinating.
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket
Two fellas rock climbing
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.
by Hippy tree huggers Brother October 16, 2006
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leaky wiener syndrome

No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.
I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome
by stevendorf May 1, 2008
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leaky alaskan pipeline

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
by realtimecrease August 20, 2022
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Leaky Luke

someone who is cute and cuddley and their butt is very juicy.
matt's ass is so totally leaky luke!
by mmmmmeeell August 21, 2009
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Leaky Sewage Pipe

A disgusting sexual maneuver that consists of ejaculating inside of a girl's anus after she eats a spicy food. Because of the spicy food, she will likely have gas. She then farts, causing the semen to ooze out of her anus like a leaky pipe.
"Bro, I brought my girl to Taco Bell last night then gave her a leaky sewage pipe!"
by Swanson McJohnson April 15, 2009
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Chief Leaky Colon

What you call your bud when he drops a french grenade and the fart is so bad it smells like he shit his pants.
Friend #1: What smells like Asschwitz in here?

Friend #2: It's me, your buddy Chief Leaky Colon
by mr.snruB November 15, 2010
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